Friday, April 06, 2007

The inherent benefits of the flu shot

1) Avoiding flu.

2) Preventing boredom brought on by the flu.

3) Smiling more; frowning less.

4) Not losing entire paycheck to Kleenex, Nyquil, Tylenol, Ricola, Echinacea, and other remedies that only succeed in making you drowsy and stupid.

5) Not subjecting oneself to Oprah, Montel, Greg Berendt, Regis and Kelly, E True Hollywood Story: Hillary Duff, countless crazy episodes of Inside Bobby Brown, reruns of America's Next Top Model, and the like.

6) Showering daily.

7) Eating solid foods.

8) Awake for more than 10% of the day.

9) Using that 10% to do more than #5.

10) Avoiding flu.

Let this be a lesson to you.

2 comments:

  1. So that's where you've been. No Judge Judy?

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  2. I like #5, or a variation of it .... and sleeping 90 % of the day, heck 10% sleep would be nice.
    Sorry you were sick :( ....

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