Office Space

I put Heimlich to work this holiday weekend building out my top secret headquarters. You may be surprised to learn I haven't worked out of a proper office all this time. Brilliance doesn't need your inboxes or vertical file folders or cork boards or ELFA shelving systems. These are distractions for the weak minded. I am super organized without your containers.

Heimlich is another story. Heimlich needs hobbies. Heimlich requires organizational constructs. (This is why he is my henchman, naturally, and not a full partner yet.)

So Heimlich measured, ordered, unpacked, drilled, and assembled — with wild abandon — my new top secret headquarters office space. I now have several shelves and bins and surfaces to fill, stuff, and cover with my super awesome plans for 2011. It's an impressive organization system . . . for those of you that require assistance getting your shit together.

If there's one thing I reject it's clutter. I should really loan Heimlich out to that Hoarders show or Clean House. Never! Get your own Heimlich, you pack rats and magpies!

I'm a very busy super power. That is all for now. Get back to work, workers.