Who really hates cats? This guy.

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Got a cat? Yeah, you probably will end up hating that furry friend as soon as it gets sick. Like this guy. Inventor guy. He had two cats (Mikey and Sparky) and one went and got sick. Mikey, of course. That's what you get for cursing your cat with a stupid human nickname, guy.

Anyway, Mikey required special food and medicine, and worst of all, supervision. And this guy had a day job. Pull it together, damn cat. You're really ruining this guy's life.

But then guy has a storm of the brain:

"So one day, while I was waiting for yet another delayed flight back home, I sketched out some ideas, and by the time I landed, I had a working drawing. I now knew what our babies needed; now I just needed to figure out how to make the thing work. Plato was right!"

Let's take a minute to really understand where guy is coming from.

1. He's obviously a V.I.P. because he's jet-setting around for business. 
2. These cats are his babies so clearly he has some serious attachment issues and a deep-seated fear of human babies. 
3. And of course, this guy reads philosophy so he's super smart and doesn't even need to tell you what Plato was right about. The guy just knows he's right. 

So, introducing this guy's invention, or as I like to call it, The Humiliation Box a,k.a. Thanks for ruining my life, Mikey:

You insist on being sick, cat, so go stick your head in this box. That'll teach you to be weak in this guy's presence. He's so disgusted by your weakness that he put your "special" food and meds inside this plastic box. Go on, get your damn fix, you stupid weakling cat. And, if you vomit inside that box, at least this guy doesn't have to clean it up. You'll just have to eat that too, cat.

Lest any other cats fraternize with this weak one, it's tagged for life as weak thanks to a handy collar ID that reads, in short, "I'm a pussy."

No surprise here that Mikey didn't make it to see this guy get some patents on his humiliation box. Way to go, cancer cat.

Doesn't much matter since this guy will be rolling in dough soon and can buy a whole litter of healthy cats with better nicknames and non-cancerous bodies.

Important to note: This guy has tested his humiliation box on dogs too, and even "a curious baby."

Watch out, sicks. If you're related to this guy, he's going to put you in the box. Uh, I mean put your feed and meds in the box.

Grandmas and grandpas too, better be on your guard. Hide your sick, people. There's a sick box lurking around ever corner. And someone who hates you.