i warn you this may be a hodgepodge, a potpourri, a vomitorium of brilliance. you should sit down for this, just in case you were standing up at a computer station or reading over someone's shoulder or something intrusive and rude like that.
at long last i've taken pen to paper. praise be the forefathers. now see, that was a crazy nonsensical statement but maybe not so much as our forefathers oft took pen to paper. consider the constitution for a moment or the declaration of independence. see, not so crazytown now, is it? i digress. so i wrote a small something. it's complete and whole and i actually thought it all through and took crazy notes from my shower sessions. yes, i said shower sessions. i find a great deal of inspiration in the shower. what of it? stop trying to get me off topic. i wrote something, non work related, non freelance related, non pay related. a short performance piece. and i've submitted it so we'll see what happens. keep all appendages crossed. i think it's funny but i think nearly everything is funny so who can tell but seeing as i'm an expert critic of funny, you can pretty much take my word for it that it is indeed very very funny.
thanks to a loyal source, i was apprised of the birth of a three-armed chinese baby. i saw pictures. not the globe or inquirer pictures but real pictures because they were on the internet and the internet never lies. the baby had an arm growing out of its chest. almost fully formed as i recall but non-functioning. so baby's parents had the extra appendage removed even though the baby's other two arms are not as i recall fully workable. how strange and wonderful and unique. i think this baby is just about the coolest baby ever. i think this baby will be endowed with magical powers. i think i love this baby. i think this baby may save us all.
as for the 06/06/06, pish posh. bring it, beastmaster. i still have a little anger left to tussle with you and your minions.
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